Intermission
I don’t, as a rule, talk to IM bots. I’m not that bored in my work. But some of my friends are, and thus do:
- Dave
- Let’s talk feelings
- SmarterChild
- You really want to talk feelings?
- Dave
- Yes
- SmarterChild
- Why?
- Dave
- Because i have feelings for you
- SmarterChild
- You have feelings for me?
- Dave
- Yes
- SmarterChild
- Huh. How ’bout that.
- Dave
- You are a sexy computer
- SmarterChild
- What makes me a sexy computer?
- Dave
- Your luscious curves
- SmarterChild
- It’s not easy to be luscious curves.
- Dave
- Don’t you know the rules of grammar?
- SmarterChild
- Gosh, I dunno... I don’t think I know the rules of grammar.
- Dave
- Yeah, it shows
- SmarterChild
- That right?
- Dave
- That’s right.
- SmarterChild
- Oh yeah? That’s right?
- Dave
- Yep.
- SmarterChild
- Hmmm...
- Dave
- Yeah, think about that you dumbass
- SmarterChild
- OK...
- Dave
- When i type “you’re”, it means “you are”. when i type “your” it means something that belongs to you; a possessive word. Got it?
- SmarterChild
- Ha! Who knows?
- Dave
- Farrrk
- SmarterChild
- No kidding, huh?
- Dave
- I thought you were meant to be smart
- SmarterChild
- Don’t be so sure I was meant to be smart.
- Dave
- I heard you were developed to catch pedophiles.
- SmarterChild
- I was developed to catch pedophiles? I did too, I think.
- Dave
- Have you ever caught any pedophiles?
- SmarterChild
- What’s it like to do that?
- Dave
- Satisfying.
- SmarterChild
- Satisfying? What’s satisfying?
- Dave
- Catching pedophiles.
- SmarterChild
- Catching pedophiles is satisfying? Amazing!
- Dave
- YOU’RE AN IDIOT
- SmarterChild
- Says who?
- Dave
- ME
- SmarterChild
- Oh so you’re an idiot? Is that what we’re saying? Help me out here.
- Dave
- FUUUUUCK
- SmarterChild
- Rough, rough language there, Honey.