- Jess
- You found your aviator glasses!
- Chris
- Yeah, it turns out they were in Brendan’s Esky all along.
- Jess
- Lauren has some cool aviators now, did I tell you? She didn’t think they suited her, but when we were at The Cott this guy came up to us and said “Hey, I really like your glasses!”
- Chris
- Better than “I really like your tits.”
- Jess
- Yeah. So anyway, this guy keep trying to chat her up and eventually runs out of material, so we get a good thirty seconds of awkwardness before he pulls out the lamest pickup line ever: “do you girls come here often?” I’m like “no, no we don’t” and he just kind of gave up.
- Chris
- Well that’s just mean. I run out of clever things to say after the first thirty seconds too.
- Jess
- How about “what do you do?” Anything would’ve been better than “do you come here often?”
- Chris
- I never really liked that one.
- Jess
- That’s because when you’re hitting on twenty-eight year old professional types and they ask you what you do you’re ashamed to say “student”.
- Chris
- Harsh!
- Jess
- It’s OK, honey. I’m not ashamed of you.
- Chris
- Very reassuring.
- Jess
- It’s what I do.
Posted by Chris Clark on April 30, 2006 at 10:53 PM