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Damn it to hell

Yesterday I finished the last exam of this, my first year at UWA, to muffled exam–hall–side celebrations involving beer and cigars. The beer and cigars weren’t to celebrate my long–overdue completion of one whole year of tertiary education (though they could’ve been… I’m as surprised as anybody), they were for Dave: a great friend of mine since way back in the fifth grade who has just finished his last year of university. He’s a certified mechanical engineer now, with honors, and after finishing a thesis the size of his he probably deserves some brews and tobaccy. This really isn’t the cause for the pseudoblasphemy titling this post, though.

In precisely two weeks I’ll be taking to the skies for the land of the free: putting the land down under aside for a few months to savor the sights of North America and, later, Europe. I don’t like to use the word “backpacking” to describe these travels because, well, Bilal would chastise me for doing any kind of packing involving my back; it’s neocolonialism. But the truth of the matter is that I’ll be hauling a big–ass pack around for three months containing all of life’s essentials — clothing, sleeping bag, PowerBook, iPod, toothbrush — and traveling many, many miles by train, plane, and automobile just to tick a few more countries off of the “I’ve been there” list I keep in my head. I’ll be staying in cheap hostels and eating ramen for nigh on ninety days; touring the US, Canada, Great Britain, France, Germany, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Italy, and Singapore with three of my best friends in what I’m guessing could only be described “the trip of a lifetime”.

Christmas Day skiing at Whistler, New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas, Inauguration Day in Washington DC (I’ll be the one on the hill with the rifle, keep an eye out), and every day between in every town between.

The “damn it to hell” titling this post still isn’t adequately explained by this, I know, since it’s clearly something I’m looking forward to and plan to enjoy. It has to do with the fact that MacWorld San Francisco opens on January 10 and IDG has just announced that Steve Jobs will be delivering one of his patented keynote speeches on January 11… and I’ll be in Miami. The closest I’ve ever been to a live reality–distortion–field event, or a Mac expo of any kind, and it just ain’t close enough. Don’t get me started.

At least the webcast won’t be at two in the morning like it is when I watch it here.

Update

Put Penny Arcade’s Child’s Play 2004 Charity Dinner and Auction in the same category as above. Being in all the right places at all the wrong times stings, yo.


A call for help

Me and CatherineBreathing mistScotty and MikeTittyI know I don’t ask you guys for much around here, which is why I feel our relationship works — I don’t throw advertisements or charity drives around the place and you don’t have to put up with shit or buy any mouse pads — but as a sidenote to my earlier post I’d like to send out a beg signal:

If you live in or around any of the cities listed below and have the room, the inclination, and the desire to accommodate four (totally awesome) young Australian guys for a day or two, email me right now. You would earn my utmost respect, my undying gratitude, and uh… a back rub. If you wish to inspect the merchandise beforehand, there are plenty of photos in the photolog for your perusal… and attached are four depicting myself and my travelmates Dave, Mike, and Titty (also know perhaps more mundanely as ‘Matt’) in various states of intoxication.

Major stops are planned at Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Vancouver, Whistler, Las Vegas, Miami, Washington DC, New York, London, Paris, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Bern, Milan, Venice, Florence, and Rome.

The dates and venues are, of course, subject to change (which is why I haven’t posted dates yet)… and there are some stops between each of the major cities above that just haven’t been contemplated at this time. But as a bonus to those living in Los Angeles, if you can’t accommodate four but would like to see two, Mike and I are in town a whole four days before the others arrive (December 2nd to 6th)… so there’s a four day window of gratitude available with only half the manweight.

You got a floor? We gots the men. We’ll warm your apartment and your heart, and we’ll even cook you some ramen. Email now.