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Pick up for Brandonburg.

Last night was my first visit to Steve’s bar in ages, and was also unprecedented in fun factor. Hell, I wasn’t even drinking and I had a good time. I don’t know what’s gotten into Brendan, though. We went to all the trouble of setting him up with a young lady who was desperate to sleep with him and he wouldn’t have a bar of it. After all, she did say

“I’d give him a blow job if he’d just talk to me.”
Which I think is a fantastic way to pick up guys. More women need to try that tactic, I feel that the world would be a better place for it.

As I sit here eating my Fruiti Rings I can’t help but get excited about the next few days. After all, Crustmas is just around the corner and my parents are having their first Home Open this Sunday as well. It they’re at all successful, we’ll be moving house within a few weeks.

I love moving house. It lets you wash away the stagnance that has infested life in your current abode. A change is as good as a holiday, after all, and I’ll take any excuse to move into a better-lit workspace than my current room.

Oh yeah, I’m still getting my ass kicked in Warcraft 3. I kinda stopped playing the campaigns in preference of the custom missions... you know, why earn cooler units and so forth when I can have them all now!. Either way, that Computer is a tough bastard. I look forward to my brother upgrading his PC so we can duke it out.