Yeah, I could snap at any minute
I just flipped on the ‘tube (I’ve been watching a lot of TV lately, for reasons unknown) and caught the last five minutes of the Guardian. Nick Fallon and his crusty old Dad are in a parking lot. Some dude steals their spot. Crusty Old Dad gets out of the car to yell at the guy that stole their spot. Biffo ensues. Nick beats crap out of stranger, Dad lays the boot into stranger’s side (and, quite conceivably, his head). With stranger down and out, they retreat to their car and make a hasty exit.
Remember kids: if you happen to turn on the evening news some time soon and happen to see that somebody has happened to have been brutally assaulted in a parking lot, remember to blame the Guardian, not Grand Theft Auto.