Man I love April 1st. All the pranks and the laughter and the fooling and the fake press releases bring a smile to my face every time. It’s like Christmas, only with giggling instead of over-eating and family politics.
Ha ha! Oh man, you were so fooled. You should’ve seen the look on your face.
Seriously, I’m not sure who decided we need a reminder of how stupid people are, and I’m not sure who decided we need an official date to do so, but it’s something I’d rather miss.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get drunk and ask people to pull my finger.