I’m considering changing my middle name to Cunnilingus. Then my initials would be CCC, or C3, if you prefer. It would mean I could confidently state that cunnilingus is my middle name, which is probably a great step above “Russell is my middle name”. As it stands, Russell doesn’t inspire me all too much; the initials CRC remind me of failed installations; which is never good.
Plus, Christopher Cunnilingus Clark sounds pretty smooth. It kinda rolls off the tongue.