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I’m sure I’ll be very popular with the ladies at the registration center

I’m considering changing my middle name to Cunnilingus. Then my initials would be CCC, or C3, if you prefer. It would mean I could confidently state that cunnilingus is my middle name, which is probably a great step above “Russell is my middle name”. As it stands, Russell doesn’t inspire me all too much; the initials CRC remind me of failed installations; which is never good.

Plus, Christopher Cunnilingus Clark sounds pretty smooth. It kinda rolls off the tongue.