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Two emails, the first at 9:37…

Greetings. Just stumbled across yer blog and was wondering if you are the same Chris Clark who once lived in Park Slop, wrote the Market Bytes column and shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

If not, forget I said anything.

The second, three minutes later…

Uh…never mind. You may think it’s good to be decaffeinated but I shouldn’t be allowed to send messages before my ninth cup. Sorry to bug ya.

Well, he was right about the shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die, but the rest of it makes no sense to me.