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An email I just received from Jimmy… (spelling errors and gratuitous use of caps left untouched)

IVE HAD A FEW PEOPLE ASK ME IF I’M OK FOLLOWING THE ALLEDGED TERROR ATTACKS IN LONDON. THE ANSWER IS NO. I PAID FOR AN ALL DAY TRAVEL PASS THIS MORNING. ALL DAY? I GOT ONE JOURNEY OUT OF IT AND THEN THEY CLOSED ALL UNDERGROUND STATIONS. IF I’D PAID FOR THAT JOURNEY OUTRIGHT IT WOULD HAVE COST ME £1.80, I PAID £5.80 FOR MY TRAVEL CARD, SO LONDON OWES ME 4 QUID.

JUST TO RE-ITERATE I AM NOT OK.